And likely an orange jumpsuit to go with. Proving once again that “you cannot petition the lord with prayer” or save your own skin by throwing your wife under the judicial bus.
Let’s see what else the boys of summer have been up to:
Uncle Ben’s goes back to the kitchen and shows how parents and kids can find health and bonding with Ben’s Beginners™ Cooking Contest.
Acura does it their way in a beautifully executed (if slightly self-reverential) commercial featuring a diverse crew of automotive artisans and accompanied by a Sid Vicious(!) soundtrack that just barely resembles recognizable English.
The Koch brothers get a smack down from the Koch sisters. With a little help from the AFL-CIO.
And both Democrats and Republicans go for the gun vote in a series of campaign spots.
Really, guys, is this the best we can do?